Arrh! Today is officially “International Talk Like A Pirate Day”.
To help you get started:
Ahoy, me Hearties!
Avast ye
Blow me down!
Dead men tell no tales
Hang ‘im from the yardarm
Shiver me timbers!
Splice the mainbrace!
Weigh anchor and hoist the mizzen!
Yo Ho Ho
Aaaarrrrgggghhhh!