On the first day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
A late property tax interest fee.
On the second day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the third day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the fourth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the fifth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the sixth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the seventh day of Christmas
my true love sent to me:
7 Library overdue penalties,
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the eighth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
8 Recycle rejection warnings,
7 Library overdue penalties,
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the ninth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
9 Brattleboro reappraisal increases,
8 Recycle rejection warnings,
7 Library overdue penalties,
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the tenth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
10 Town foreclosure notifications,
9 Brattleboro assessment increases,
8 Recycle rejection warnings,
7 Library overdue penalties,
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the eleventh day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
11 Student loan defaults,
10 Town foreclosure notifications,
9 Brattleboro assessment increases,
8 Recycle rejection warnings,
7 Library overdue penalties,
6 Permit denial letters,
5 Vehicle idling tickets,
4 Zoning violation notices,
3 Unpaid utility invoices,
2 Parking meter tickets,
And a late property tax interest fee.
On the Twelfth day of Christmas
My true love sent to me:
A Windham Family Court divorce decree!
RLElkins
