According to prominent scientists at the University of Brattleboro, there will be a “visitation” to Brattleboro on the Saturday closest to the solstice. With realtive pinpoint accuracy, they predict that it will be seen some near Elliot Street or Flat Street, sometime after Sunset, probably close to 6 O’clock.
Furthermore, the scientists predict that they UFOs will be sporting purple, green and white lights this year.
Look to the skies, this December, and remember, if you can’t identify it, its an UFO!
Signed,
Dr Balderdash.
Exciting News
I am totally psyched! I hope Rolf will be there with his camera.
I will in fact be free that evening, and
I consider it my civic duty to capture these things, so I will be there.
By that I mean, to capture the image with my camera, not the aliens themselves.
By the way, did you notice all the typos in Dr Balderdash’s original post, above? I take it as sign that he may not be a native speaker of English, and may not even be a native of earth. Either that, or he posts things with more enthusiasm than care.